Ali Wong and All Her Glory

I am truly obsessed with Ali Wong. She is literally the definition of a badass working mom who has no filter and someone that I always see pregnant (seriously, every time I see her, she’s always pregnant). What made me have so much love and respect for her was not just her stand-ups, but mostly her readings. Last night, I was having a late-night reading with the ones that were for discussion today and this is by-far my favorite chapter, hell favorite book and I don’t read books (I’m a movie person because of the visuals sorry). In this post for this week, I want to share with you all my favorite points in this chapter and maybe you guys might have the same one with a similar thought, who knows.

 I love how she starts off about being man-handled by Idris Elba (he is fine fine) and fantasized how it would be if she would’ve married Idris. Even though she talks about that, she moves on to her talking about how supportive, charismatic, and just a great husband and father to their kids overall. I just love their relationship because the stuff that they do now I would for sure do with my husband. I want to say sorry for skipping all the way to the end, but this needs to be discussed because this was hilarious. So, when Ali talked about when she was little, she used to pee her pants from laughing like any other kid. She then goes on and talked about the time when her and her husband was just chilling basically and slashing her pubic hair for her (the best husband award goes to him for that). In the timing of that, he must have said a funny ass joke for her to pee and no not just pee her pants… on her husband’s hands. First and foremost, if I was to do such thing, I know my husband (in the future, I am too young for that right now haha) or boyfriend would’ve broken up/divorced me right then and there and take me to court for attempted murder. I swear to you I would’ve had a grand jury, a whole trial that would’ve been televised, like good golly I’m not Ted Bundy I just pissed myself babe I’m sorry! Mr. Wong didn’t do that though and that is what I call some true, tough, “only we understand” type of love.  

Really quick even though that was my favorite part and all, I can tell you that the part that got me furious out of my mind was when Ali and Mari were in first class. Let me just say Moana’s soundtrack is the shit! Sorry for my language, but it is so true and the fact that the hating old wrinkly granny was being so mean to Mari had me go off. The funny part is when I read what happened, I gasped and then called her a “hating a** b**** that needs to be checked! YOU f****** C word…” I know that’s terrible to call someone but oh my goodness it’s a child (not even ours!) and then after a while, I didn’t feel bad because she said it to, but in her head because of Mari.