The other day I was in the car with my roommate (Haley) and our teammate Cam. We were on our way back from chipotle and talking about how much Haley and I eat. I'm gonna give y'all a list of everything I had eaten that day:
1. 2 Hot Pockets
2. 2 Pepperoni Pizza Lunchables
3. 20 Pizza Rolls
3. A bowl of cereal
4. 2 pieces of Pizza
5. A Chipotle Burrito
6. 2 Packs of Pop Tarts
I'm sure there was more but that's all I can remember at this exact moment.
I would like to just let you know that I ate all of this stuff in like 7 hours. The conversation we had in the car happened the same day we read Robinsons chapter on her Not so Guilty Pleasures.
Me: Guys I eat a like I guess you could call it my guilty pleasure
Cam: Laughs so loud we can hear it over the super loud music
Haley: Yeah except you don't feel guilty about it at all
Me: Yeah that's true, I guess you could call it my "Not so guilty pleasure."
*Pause*
Me: *Realizes no one gets it so no one else is laughing with me* Sorry guys that was something from class.
Since we are hear and I'm already calling myself out I'm going to make you a semi-full list of all my guilty pleasures.
1. FOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!!!!
2. Road Rage: When we had read Robinsons chapter Not So Guilty Pleasures, she talked about side walk rage (72) and let me tell you I've got that too, just not nearly as bad as Road Rage. Let me tell you when I'm driving just get out of my way. "No sir I don't give a shit that I'm going 25 over the speed limit I'm going to need you to speed up or get the fuck out of my way.... THANK YOU... Asshole." I cannot tell you how many times I've had to let people know. If you get in my car just be ready for a lot of cursing and a lot of screaming because when I drive it is just a mad house! If I'm being honest I don't even really think RAGE is a good enough word to describe how pissed off I get while driving. My road rage is so bad that I can't even get into the passenger seat without letting a few things slip.
3. RAGE FUCKING RAGE: If I'm being totally honest with you guys sometimes I just like to randomly get mad sometimes for no reason and no I definitely do not feel bad about it... SORRY NOT SORRY!
4. Sleeping: Man when I tell you I sleep all day, I mean I sleep AAAALLLLLLLLLLL DAY! There was one time we have a 6:30 AM softball practice, and I got 14 hours of sleep the night before... teehee oops. I take naps frequently, and then some how sleep great at night. I don't even know how I do it.
5. Singing and Dancing in a REALLLLY Obnoxious Way While I Do Homework: I'm going to post a video of this one that should explain it!
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
First of all I LOVED this post. As a fellow foodie, and someone who is currently chomping away on some chocolate fudge, I can understand why food would be your number one not so guilty pleasure. I was literally in my room nodding along saying saaaaaame out loud. I think I'm speaking for most people here when I say, I get mad for no reason and want to start an argument just so someone else is mad too, all the time. Also, naps are life. I actually used to never be able to take a nap during the day until I started college. That's what it has done to me. That and dancing obnoxiously are the only ways we're actually going to be able to make it through college.
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